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All right.

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Name of the game is Seven Cards Stud.

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And just to make things interesting, if
you get a nine face up, you have to eat

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something not normally considered a
food.

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If you get a jack face up, within the
next month, you have to come on to a

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relative.

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Anything wild?

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No, just your basic offer of sex.

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You can't find any good movies?

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No, but listen to this. Radio station
WNKW is going off the air at 6 a .m.

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tomorrow morning, ending a 40 -year -old
seduction of rock and roll. Oh, man, we

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grew up listening to that station.

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You know, when I was a kid, sometimes at
night I could hear my parents trying to

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make a sister.

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So I'd get my transmitter radio and go
to my bedroom, and then I'd turn on NKW,

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and it would block out the noise.

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Hey, it says here they're having an all
-request day until they sign off. We

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should give them a call.

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Hey, that's a great idea. You know what?

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Let's stay up all night and get them to
play our favorite songs.

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Cool, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, hold it.

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Does it bother anyone that we're in our
30s and about to have a slumber party?

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I get the first request! Hey, wait!

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Oh, who never prospers, Kate?

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Cheaters. Then why am I talking like
this?

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Your horse's ass.

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Exactly.

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Hello.

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Oh, this is Lewis.

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I'd like to request You Ain't Seen
Nothin' Yet by BTO.

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Any special memories? Well, like a lot
of young men, I learned to dance by

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building a mechanical woman out of old
car parts and leather. Would you hang

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We want to talk radio.

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We're just having fun here. Hey, take it
up with the city council.

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Maybe I will.

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Come on.

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How are you guys keeping those packages
on anyway? We've got Velcro.

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You guys got Velcro?

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Caitlin must be calling this station.
It's been two hours since we got

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Sucks. I got about 40 songs I wanted to
play.

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Purple Haze, Back in Black, The Night
the Lights Run Out in Georgia.

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Vicki Lawrence was the star of Little
Drew's first wake -up, all -grown -up

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dream.

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Now I'm out of beer.

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Where the heck is Oswald? He went to the
store like an hour ago.

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Hey, Drew, Kate, Lewis, what's going on?

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Oswald? I'm on the radio.

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I gave the DJ 50 bucks and he let me
take over.

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He said he didn't care. He's getting
fired tomorrow anyway.

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This is your nightmare.

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Grandmaster DJ MCI.

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This all goes out to you, Drew. It's by
the Vogue. And it goes a little

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something like this.

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Please turn to the emergency broadcast
station on your dial.

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This is not a test. This is an actual
nuclear attack.

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There's nothing to worry about. No test.

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I put my beer down on the wrong button.

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Here's the song.

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Oh, every morning just to keep a job, I
gotta fight my way through the hustle

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and the hustle.

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Sounds of the city pounding in my brain.

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And we're back in the rock and roll
capital. Now, let me see if there's any

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records in this cave.

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Ah,

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here's one, one, one.

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Boy, this will bring back a lot of
memories for you, Kate. You remember

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time that you stole Drew's money from
his room and you blamed Lewis and they

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beat the crap out of each other?

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This one's good too, though.

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A taste of honey.

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Oh, it's our instruments.

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They're, uh, badly out of tune.

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Badly out of tune.

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Horribly, hideously out of tune.

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But they mean well.

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So tune them up!

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Uh, well, we can't, um, because we're
all out of tuning wax.

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Uh, so we have to go to a... Tunesmith.

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So we'll, uh, practice later? Later
would be good.

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with me you not only get singing you get
dancing too

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wow

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is

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it me or is that the worst sound you
ever heard in your life ever start your

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with a cat sleeping on the manifold

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Well, then, yeah, that's the worst idea.

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This next song is going out to my best
buddy, Lewis.

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You've always been there for me, man,
and I know this is going to embarrass

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but you've got the soul of a poet.

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Good night, Martha.

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It's harder to let your hair grow than
big bucks to cop your wardrobe.

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But somehow you know that...

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and you're listening to the Kiss My Butt
I'll Play What I Want all night request

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party on WNKW.

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Hey, by the way, if my cable guy's
listening, this is Oswald. I live at

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Euclid Avenue, apartment B upstairs. The
key's under the mat.

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I almost said my last name on the radio.

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That's a good choice. Oh, wait a second.
I got a call coming through on the

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hotline. This is Rock and Roll Radio.

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Look, I'm drunk, I'm horny, and I want
to hear Groove Thing.

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Is that you?

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Time warp!

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Groove Thing, you dope.

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Time warp!

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Now, calm down, ladies. I can't play on
both.

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Or can I?

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No.

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Look. Oh, my God. It can't be.

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His self -respect.

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Oh, yeah?

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Rocky Horror's a hell of a lot better
than Priscilla.

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Oh, my God.

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You're a transvestite.

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Stop coming together now.

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She's as straight as the rest of us.

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Oh, this stinks.

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Rocky Horror has better music, better
dancing, better everything.

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Sorry, Kenny.

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Your drag is old. Our drag is new.

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something to say about that.

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It's astounding.

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Time is fleeting.

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Madness takes its toll.

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This is Oswald on WNKW. Plans and
markets for his friends. Next up, a very

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special... Ladies and gentlemen, the
cops are outside of the studio.

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they're going to shut me down for
broadcasting without a license.

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Well, I say, let the people decide
and... What?

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My house is broken into? How the hell
did that happen?

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All right, I got a call. It's the last
one for you, Drew.

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Free ride!

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Gee, I hope they didn't take the stuff
in the garage, because that's not

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Not locked at all.

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In the garage. I gotta go. Wait, wait,
wait.

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Well, the song's over.

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Oh, okay.

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Free FCFC.

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